sylphofsmut:

allwayshallways:

welcome to another exciting episode of Why In God’s Name Am I Awake

with your host

ari e. chumpface

guest starring dean the sleepmachine

cue up the exciting intro sequence

batshit elaborate guitar riffs

slow aerial pan around so you catch the capes with our names bedazzled on them before seeing that we’re standing at the crest of the wickedest half pipe this side of the x-games

cue hellaciously bodaciously sweetass tricks

cue midair highfive

cue pyrotechnics in the background

flash zoom title and fade to black

(via deanspeak)