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3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?

oh man i think i would leave it up to whoever was drawing it!  more fun that way (or i might just end up with a huge veiny cock w/e).

but!!!!

valid alternatives to huge veiny cocks include: the madonna holding a bottle of jack daniels instead of a baby jesus, elaborate stereotypical fantasy imagery like wizards dueling or coop-styled devil babes or fucking dragons

not like dragons that are literally fucking

but i guess i’d be cool with that too

6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?

!!!!  honey, yogurt and lavender

13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?

i would either like two huge, imposing dogs that look almost exactly alike or a sphinx cat that i can knit sweaters for and dote on like a child

14: What’s your most favorite part of your body?

i rather like my nose.  it is a great big hawkish thing that’s been broken a couple times but i think i like that in a nose.